Tuesday, August 4, 2009

The Internet Messes With My Body Image


Such enthusiasm! And what a deal! $3 off?! That's unheard of in this economy!

Oh, if only I'd have gotten this at the beginning of swim suit season.

I don't want to know how it's done. I don't want to know what it'd feel like.

All I want to know is: who has 20 pounds of shit sitting in their colon, just chilling out? Parked. Hitching a ride.

Follow up question: who decides to make a living selling [or dare say ADMINISTERING] colon flushes of up to 20 pounds?

Honorable mention for entrepreneurial spirit. Gold medal for "iiiiiiiiiick".

1 comments:

Alaide said...

I think i'm going to come up with a business that gets rid of 20 pounds of shit on your brain. First clients, whoever thinks this is actually a good idea!