Ridiculous Stock Photography Brings You: How Did He Convince Her?

"Aaaaaayyy! You believe that, Franky? Told you if I paid her enough the broad would let me do stuff to her."

Classy, no?

I don't know what's sadder -- that this has actually been downloaded and used by someone who needed a 'sexy' photo. Or that MORE THAN 100 people have downloaded it.

PS That woman doesn't look satisfied so much as it looks like she's faking asleep to run out the door as soon as Rico Suave eats a cheese sandwich and passes out. And after collecting the money off the dresser, of course.